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McCain On resignation of Rummie when her resigned: He must be
respected and thanked
Yesterday in South Carolina McCain: Rummie will go down in history as the
worst Sec of Defense in History.
Noting how Richardson has at times described himself as a conservative, a
progressive and a moderate Democrat, Arnie Arnesen, the host of a local public
access cable TV show, asked him: “It’s 2007. What the heck are you now?”
“I’m a New Progressive,” Richardson said gamely, without quite explaining
what that meant. Richardson’s answers sometimes wavering and unfocused.
I still hold the handshake record
Spirit of the West was born here: It started when the code of New Mexico was
discovered: The second daughter of Mary Magdalene and Jesus moved to NM: she
being Jewish married a Mexican thus the beginning of Jemex.
New Mexico is the only state that has a DWI Czar Deputy Dog
New Mexico is hoping to keep drunks off the road by lecturing them at the
last place they usually stop before getting behind the wheel: the talking
urinal. Flush once for Spanish Flush twice for English.
The state recently paid $21 each for about 500 talking urinal-deodorizer
cakes and has put them in men's rooms in bars and restaurants across the state.
New Mexico had 143 alcohol-related deaths in 2005, for the nation's
eighth-highest rate per miles driven. The problem is blamed in part on the
wide-open spaces that make it necessary to drive to get anywhere, and the
poverty, ignorance and isolation that can lead people to drink to relieve their
boredom or misery.
Also, some have complained that the state has only recently begun to emerge
from years of lax enforcement.
The talking urinal represents just the latest effort to fight drunken
driving in New Mexico, which has long had one of the highest rates of
alcohol-related traffic deaths in the nation. (The new tactic is aimed only at
men, since they account for 78 percent of all
driving-under-the-influence-related convictions in New Mexico second only to the
80% of men that do not believe in foreplay.)
Gov. Bill Richardson led a successful push two years ago to require ignition
locking devices for anyone convicted of DWI _ a first in the nation _ and each
year the Legislature has agreed on tougher penalties for repeat offenders we
have tried witch doctors, we threw a ugly virgin off the big "I" in
order to appease the DWI God. Therefore it cannot be the states fault, so it
must be the airlines.
Mr. Wheeler, who is also a volunteer assistant fire chief for Santa Fe
County, remembers that November night well, he claims he was abducted by space
aliens and fed monkey brains. “The horrific nature of this crash is unequaled
by anything I’ve experienced in my career,” he said. “We have to get the
airlines to change their cultural and social attitudes about serving alcohol,
talking urinals and fore play.” Deputy Dog says, "This assistant fire
chief is a very important man in his own mind."
"We believe some of the problems come from Iran, we have evidence that
they are sending in beer cans on the airlines as serial numbers on cans were Iranian,"
said John Wheeler, crime policy adviser to Gov. Bill Richardson, "Some
found on Alien space ships all so had strange serial numbers that no one could
read. Gov. Bill Richardson will led a push the Legislature to allow the
New Mexico National Guard to shoot down any airline in New Mexico air space not
complying with the liquor or talking urinals laws.
New Mexico officials have taken steps to ensure that airlines fully comply
with state liquor laws and talking urinals laws. Three talking urinals have been
stolen and believed to be in Taliban training camps on Pakistan border.
The authorities found that US Airways lacked a New Mexico liquor license, and
that the airlines are picking up drunks in other states and dropping them off in
New Mexico. Deputy Dog wants all toilets to be talking as there are no
urinals in ladies rooms.
Starting last month, the New Mexico Regulation and Licensing Department issued
cease and desist letters to US Airways and two other airlines that do not hold
liquor licenses in the state, Frontier and Northwest, this liquor licenses
requires all planes to have a talking urinals.
In response, all three have halted alcohol sales on flights to and from New
Mexico, and both US Airways and Northwest have applied for a state liquor
license.
“Those were the airlines that we are aware of that did not have licenses,”
said John Wheeler, crime policy adviser to Gov. Bill Richardson. “This
accident was an eye-opener for all of them, a real wake-up call. Frankly, I’m
surprised the airlines didn’t move quicker to bring themselves into compliance
and that they waited for the state to act. If we have all airlines buy Liquor Licenses
and all employers flying across New Mexico air space to have a New Mexico
drivers licenses we will have enough money to put talking urinals in every home,
business and teepees” Innerbreeds territory is a solvent nation and there will
be no talking urinals.
US Airways spokesman, said, “We have licenses where the law says we need
them, and we are continuing to comply with New Mexico’s request that we not
serve alcohol on all our aircraft taking off and leaving that state, we will
also stop our customers from peeing in New Mexico air space.”
“We’re operating under the assumption that we are in compliance with the
F.A.A. and interstate commerce laws,” said Joe Hodas, a Frontier spokesman.
“Obtaining liquor licenses in all of the states where we fly could be
cumbersome and expensive. We’ve never received a request like this before and
the talking urinals would cost millions.”
The airline has already been issued a citation for serving an intoxicated
customer, which is barred under New Mexico law.
When a man steps up, the motion-sensitive plastic device says, in a woman's
voice that is flirty, then stern: "Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think
you had one too many? Then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a
ride home. vote Democrat"
“This was an individual that was clearly trained in a Taliban camp and is
now helping recruit Taliban drunks to be dumped in New Mexico” Mr. Wheeler
said. The recorded message ends: "Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think
you had one too many? Remember, your future is in your hand. In other words your
future is a penis "