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 Feb 22 2005

 Everything is BIGGER and DUMBER in Texas: Could it all be relevant?

   DUMBER Smithville paper reports 6 people arrested on drugs. If you want to know there names call the police department. Maybe they could publish just phone numbers and we could call and find out news, probably trying to save trees by less print.

  God gave built in radar to geese, whales and all animals, KXAN  morning weatherman says drive careful deer are lost in fog. They could be on a highway. DUMBEST

   With media like this it's no reason 1 in 3 high school students won't graduate.

 Local coach caught on video spraying with water hose on high school football players groin area. Coach gets kicks in strange ways.

   Largest prison population and most put to death 

  Largest red state and where winner of red states born.

 Has most top fat cities in nation.

New Zealand scientists are breeding a herd of cows that produce lower-fat milk after the chance discovery of a natural gene mutation in one animal.

Milk from the cows is also high in health-boosting omega-3 fatty acids and makes butter that spreads as easily as margarine even when chilled, biotechnology company Vialactia said Monday.

Scientists discovered a cow, later named Marge by researchers, carrying the mutant gene in a dairy herd they were testing in 2001, Vialactia chief scientist Russell Snell said.

Vialactia, a subsidiary of the Fonterra Cooperative Group, one of the world's largest milk companies, bought the cow for 300 New Zealand dollars ($218) and moved it to a research site.

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