Feb 22 2005
Everything is BIGGER and DUMBER in Texas:
Could it all be relevant?
DUMBER Smithville paper reports 6
people arrested on drugs. If you want to know there names call the police
department. Maybe they could publish just phone numbers and we could call and
find out news, probably trying to save trees by less print.
God gave built in radar to geese, whales
and all animals, KXAN morning weatherman says drive careful deer are lost
in fog. They could be on a highway. DUMBEST
With media like this it's no reason 1
in 3 high school students won't graduate.
Local coach caught on video spraying with
water hose on high school football players groin area. Coach gets kicks in
strange ways.
Largest prison population and most
put to death
Largest red state and where winner of red
states born.
Has most top fat cities in nation.
New Zealand scientists are breeding a herd of cows that produce lower-fat
milk after the chance discovery of a natural gene mutation in one animal.
Milk from the cows is also high in health-boosting omega-3 fatty acids and makes
butter that spreads as easily as margarine even when chilled, biotechnology
company Vialactia said Monday.
Scientists discovered a cow, later named Marge by researchers, carrying the
mutant gene in a dairy herd they were testing in 2001, Vialactia chief scientist
Russell Snell said.
Vialactia, a subsidiary of the Fonterra Cooperative Group, one of the world's
largest milk companies, bought the cow for 300 New Zealand dollars ($218) and
moved it to a research site.
NEXT
There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of
your own mind.