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Feb 24 2005

 Williamson County Texas: Boasts of being the red of the red, Round Rock police stop deputy sheriff. He stumbles out car and says he drank a couple pitchers of beer. (Red evangelic ideal of family values)  Instead of arrest they call wife to take him home. Police chief says deputy was held to higher standard by being issued two tickets. Is being driven home by wife a higher standard than being cuffed and arrested?

  Do red state people have a natural divider gene? Houston, Texas what Jared Woodfill chairmen of Harris County Republican Party said, "There is a lot of disappointment that the mayor was able to get Republicans members to support him." Mayor is blue person.

  Evangelic red who secretly taped Bush says "History can wait" will return the tapes that has been played. This red evangelic also counseled King Rove. 

    450 lb tiger killed in California hills.  

  Red planted reporter that could ask red leader the right questions speaks out sorta, kinda: "Ask if he had picture on gay websites as hired stud?" replied "I can't discuss that" UH

 Tavern owner are pissed at GM for support of MADD says, "MADD wants to eliminate all social drinking." Will boycott GM vehicles.
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