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Feb 24 07

Cheney refuses to apologies to Madam Speaker

Former Gov. Tom Vilsack of Iowa ended his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination on Friday, saying the crowded field had made it impossible for him to raise enough money to remain competitive in an accelerated coast-to-coast campaign

When a governor runs for president, local issues can suddenly loom large. Take cockfighting. Gov. Bill Richardson has come out against it after ignoring the question for years. "I have ignored this for years and now that I am running for president I need to clean up some little details like cock fighting, I mean standing there with a beer in you're hand, those knifes strapped to there leg glistening in the light, then with blood everywhere and a swallow of cold beer the rush begins. The winner is barely alive but the dead one is thrown into a pile to be given to poor later on, while the judge washes down the pen where the next fight will start; we go over to the taco stand and bond with our fellow killers man this is where the macho men hang out. No nerds or wimps here! Here we have all races here, this is where integration begins, Whites, blacks, Chinese, Mexicans, Indians and Innerbreeds. Men and women with little children sitting in the stands, little boys covered in blood after playing with dead chickens man boys will be boys, future cock  fighters here. hah and some of the boys chasing little girls with the dead chicken, blood all over there little dresses, this is where the little children bond, and will one day marry and bring there children to these fights, we have some five generations here. Some people in Legislature want to ban it, but this has been going on since the Garden of Eden.  Hell man these illegals come to our cock fight and puts money in the economy. We feed thousands of Illegal aliens with these dead cocks, of course we had a few die of salmonella poison but hey the funeral homes did a great business and I have issued a direct order in summer the cocks will not lay out there more than five hours before being put on ice. We have 21 % of our children uninsured, we're not at the bottom Texas is at the bottom, I know it looks funny when only three states have a Mexican majority California, Texas and New Mexico and the last two is at the bottom on amount of uninsured people; We are 48 of kids problem index, but we're not on the bottom and 25% of children live in poverty: to solve this I will propose more cock fights thus producing more dead cocks. I have appointed a panel to look into the North Koreans eating dogs and if they are nutritional, hey man a few dog fight arenas around the country a lot of dead dogs. I have the teachers pay way up there we were at 46 in the nation now we're 39 we have saying, "manana" if we don't get it done today maybe tomorrow maybe next week or a few years from now. People in New Mexico don't like being number 1, it's so boastful however we're number one in drunk drivers death and I did appoint an ex police officer as a judge and he did let his friend out of jail for drunk driving, this is the kind of passion New Mexicans show for there friends, we're compassionate people, that's why I will be elected president, the grass root people will elect me! I can appoint compassionate judges all over USA. With my stand on this state we also issues drivers licenses with out regard to  legal residency, we can have illegals all over the USA all 50 states with illegals the right to drive with a licenses. I have a dream if I cut all other teachers salaries, then we will be close to the top; people don't understand, you don't have to raise to be equal, you cut others down to that level, it's a Mexican proverb in other words if you have on pig and your neighbor has three you steal one then you both have two, you're equal; I have lots of Mexican proverbs that I will introduce to American people. Or the Innerbreed proverb: If you have I pig and your neighbor has three you steal one kill the other two and you're better than him you have two live pigs he has two dead pigs. This kind of philosophy will governor our great country. I also hold the handshake record and we have the most talking toilets, a lot of people think this is dip shit but when you live in a state that has nothing this is very important to the people. I know the grass root people will elect me president" 

 I will bring home our troops: Our mission topple Saddam and destroy WMD, since there wasn't any we must have destroyed them

The White House said Friday it would oppose any attempt by Senate Democrats to revoke the 2002 congressional resolution authorizing the war in Iraq and to restrict U.S. troops to a limited mission as they prepared to withdraw. Feb 25 07