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Feb 25 2005

Who elects these over-educated dumb asses: Red party Gary Elkins opposes camera at red lights would have people slamming there brakes on. HUH if you know there is a camera why would you be speeding? City of Garland says, "Traffic accidents reduced 80% at intersections with cameras."

   Hicks want to kill all grass eating animals: Sen. Conrad Burns R- Montanan put into spending bill to slaughter wild Mustangs that eat grass that red state ranchers lease for pennies from BLM. What about deer, elk? 

 The devil reaps more Christian souls. From the Christian World: U. S. and Canada Episcopal churches ask to withdraw from world body over gay Bishop. 

Queens NYC: We don't want your Wal-Mart

 New York Central Park has million dollar saffron gates art project; Houston has redneck gates, in Memorial Park they have put up orange plastic tape that says, "Do not enter" to keep trail riders horses out of park.

 Is this some red similarities: Talon News (Taliban) owner Bobby  Eberle says he didn't know gay stud Jeff Cannon Guckert or whatever this week he's called was not a journalist, closes website. WorldCom leader says Bernie Ebbers didn't know books were cooked. Talon news publicists Ohman says, "We're getting wrong kind of hits."

It gives teeth to the old adage, "I love you, I won't cum in your mouth."  He did and now must pay: Man can't claim theft of sperm after woman gives blowjob to man and saves sperm to get pregnant. Court  rules he gave it to her. He was ordered to pay child support. HUH! 
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