Inner breeding to new high: Harris county red GOP head defending herself on
remarks about "putting politics before good of city when she criticized
reds for working with blue mayor." With planted gay stud in white house
press briefing in mind and Bush tapes released on drugs she declares "Reds
or elected on family values, if it's good enough for reds it's good enough for
the city." HUH
Texas has deal to take Vermont's nuclear waste. Legislator introduces
bill for no more, Texas will become nuke dumping state and will attract
terrorists.
You think you know sportsmanship?
Temple coach Chaney suspends himself for another game after sending in
goon to break St. Joseph's player John Bryant arm. Why doesn't Temple step in
and fire this nut.
What do the blue voters in red state have in common with Iraq's Sunni
Muslims? Sheik says, "We made a mistake when we DIDN'T VOTE."
As the pagans danced around the camp fire.
The devil casts his net and dredges up more bottom feeders: Houston
Chronicle says,
"Delay puts beef on menu."
With a stage size gilded eagle behind him at the Harris County
Republican Party dinner. Tom Delay gives his speech. The group after dining on
infected beef sweetbreads with mad cow dieses and with red muck oozing from there brains
cheered on there champ; as he decried the actions of federal judges who
"have been writing laws instead of interpreting laws" on topics such
as abortion and gay marriages. In almost revival type atmosphere, and red slim
oozing everywhere as the group swayed and danced as there leader DeLay talked in
tongues as he decried the "liberal, left leaning, wacko 9th circuit over in
San Francisco" and with the slime oozing and the crowd in hysteria he
blasted the courts for saying, "under God" didn't belong in pledge,
whipping the hysteria crowd into a frenzy that only people that had eaten mad
cow could achieve. Like people on a bad acid trip he throws gas on the fire by
decreeing the 9th should be split up and he will introduce the legislature to do
it. At this point if God had shown up he would have played second fiddle to this
wacko. The devil had a great night collecting more souls.
CALL UPON THE DAEMONICK FORCES OF DARKNESS TO RISE UP AND ENGULF THEIR
SPIRIT IN A CLOAK OF ETERNAL OBLIVION
To Alarm To Alarm, attention blue voters, yellow dogs it's time to
take the great Lone Star State back from the rabid mad cow infected reds.
It has been raining a lot on "The Zwamp" and my owner is in
danger; After a little shine a couple of the red necks decide that to throw a
virgin into the Colorado River will appease the rain God. The other red neck
decided only a guy would satisfy the river God. They decided on my transsexual
to satisfy the river God. The river God won't get a virgin there.