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Feb 28 2005

As the heretics danced around the fire:

Inner breeding to new high: Harris county red GOP head defending herself on remarks about "putting politics before good of city when she criticized reds for working with blue mayor." With planted gay stud in white house press briefing in mind and Bush tapes released on drugs she declares "Reds or elected on family values, if it's good enough for reds it's good enough for the city." HUH

 Texas has deal to take Vermont's nuclear waste. Legislator introduces bill for no more, Texas will become nuke dumping state and will attract terrorists.

You think you know sportsmanship?

 Temple coach Chaney suspends himself for another game after sending in goon to break St. Joseph's player John Bryant arm. Why doesn't Temple step in and fire this nut. 

 What do the blue voters in red state have in common with Iraq's Sunni Muslims? Sheik says, "We made a mistake when we DIDN'T VOTE." 

As the pagans danced around the camp fire.

  The devil casts his net and dredges up more bottom feeders: Houston Chronicle says, 

"Delay puts beef on menu."

  With a stage size gilded eagle behind him at the Harris County Republican Party dinner. Tom Delay gives his speech. The group after dining on infected beef sweetbreads with mad cow dieses and with red muck oozing from there brains cheered on there champ; as he decried the actions of federal judges who "have been writing laws instead of interpreting laws" on topics such as abortion and gay marriages. In almost revival type atmosphere, and red slim oozing everywhere as the group swayed and danced as there leader DeLay talked in tongues as he decried the "liberal, left leaning, wacko 9th circuit over in San Francisco" and with the slime oozing and the crowd in hysteria he blasted the courts for saying, "under God" didn't belong in pledge, whipping the hysteria crowd into a frenzy that only people that had eaten mad cow could achieve. Like people on a bad acid trip he throws gas on the fire by decreeing the 9th should be split up and he will introduce the legislature to do it. At this point if God had shown up he would have played second fiddle to this wacko. The devil had a great night collecting more souls.

 CALL UPON THE DAEMONICK FORCES OF DARKNESS TO RISE UP AND ENGULF THEIR SPIRIT IN A CLOAK OF ETERNAL OBLIVION

  To Alarm To Alarm, attention blue voters, yellow dogs it's time to take the great Lone Star State back from the rabid mad cow infected reds. 

  It has been raining a lot on "The Zwamp" and my owner is in danger; After a little shine a couple of the red necks decide that to throw a virgin into the Colorado River will appease the rain God. The other red neck decided only a guy would satisfy the river God. They decided on my transsexual to satisfy the river God. The river God won't get a virgin there. 

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