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North Dakota is one of seven states that bar a man and woman from living together "openly and notoriously" as if they were married. Florida, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia have similar laws The North Dakota law has been on the books since statehood, and lists cohabitation as a sex crime, along with rape, incest and adultery

VP claims terrorist is stealing US honey bees and says, "Anyone who opposes more money for bee fighting terrorist is aiding the enemy."

And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.

“Mr. Peretz looked through the capped binoculars three times, nodding as Gen. Ashkenazi explained what was in view.” Oh my, I’d rather misspell “potato” on national TV than be remembered for that.

Farmer claims: Fifty chicken hawks attack his farm and took fifty chickens

Red Leader claims I will not negotiate with axis of evil, Rice will!

Red leader gives speech to water buffalo associations: Promises will make more money for church affiliates such as Christian Water Buffalo Evangelistic Fanatics 

San Diego Catholic diocese declares bankruptcy as first 140 child molesting trails to start; McCain declares this is good for California and the country, it proves the surge in Iraq is working and will help the honey bee  return to there hives.

Senate majority leader Chicken Reid, "We will fund the money to fight the bee terrorists."

Chinese scientists have succeeded in implanting electrodes in the brain of a pigeon to remotely control the bird's flight, state media said.

Denver: City attorney resigns after stolen laptop found in his house and he can't remember how it go there, now claims illegal aliens placed it there.

Red VP claim Al Qaeda is targeting him because of his five deferments in Nam: suicide bomber blows him self up five miles away: Red Leader claims we need more 40,000 troops to protect VP