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Feb 3 2006

When a man mints coins - they are all alike, but when God mints people, each of them is uniquely different even though they all come from the same mold.

Dip Shit City: Middle school kid new from FL. has a gang take her picture and puts knife thru her head, dumb-ass principal says, "Kids will be kids." refuses to transfer. Bush speaks at Intel behind fence with chosen audience the Red way. Ohio Red Boehner defeats Delay's pick Blunt for Red GOP for Red majority leader. Red Boehner also refuses to return $30,000.00 that Delays buddy Abramoff gave him. Corruption replaces corruption. Certain fish poison if eaten in NM. German scientist finds pill that cures stupidity on mice but not Innerbreeds. Person who discovers forest fire gets to name it.
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