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Feb 7 07

  Denver Post Front Page: Lawmaker to ban teen from tanning salon.

   You got it bad Zimbabwe: Salary for some: same as bus fare to and from work.

 Biden after apologizing to anyone that will listen recants his statement about Barack Obama he is not clean and articulate he smokes: Denver: Pothole counter fired after numbers don't add up: He is gay He is gay fire him He is straight he is straight song from Broadway play: No the every going saga of Colorado Springs not gay pastor that sleeps with gay prostitutes:  The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser. That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended just get the hell out of here move out of town, and the Haggards agreed, "They should get the hell out of Dodge." "This is a good place for Ted," Ware said. "It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now with all the snow on the ground. It's like an open wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed, like a nut house." "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered although by the age of 50 most men have figured out weather they are gay or not, but this is the type to lead  as president of the National Association of Evangelicals and was fired, kicked to the curb like a cur dog by Christians, from the church he built from nothing into a 14,000-member congregation. When he was video conference with the Red Leader, he was confused weather he was gay, straight, Transsexual, ax murderer or bi-sexual or maybe all or maybe he will act  out each one? Nobody ever grows up saying I want to be gay: Of course there are always exceptions: It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing and I thank God he didn't act out a terrorist and blowup church." Why Haggard chose to act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to discern, Ralph said, "We are concerned that more Christians will act this out, what the hell happened when Christians wanted to be like Jesus, now they want to be gay? Was Catholic Priests who molested children just acting it out: Obese Objects march down route "66" to big "I" to protest pothole counter being fired.

What's going wrong in Iraq

A sitting member of Parliament was convicted more than two decades ago of planning the attacks on the American and French Embassies in Kuwait that left five Americans dead in 1983, Iraqi and American officials said Tuesday. The Parliament member, Jamal Jafaar Mohammed Ali Ebrahimi, was sentenced to death in absentia by a court in Kuwait for the 1983 attacks. He was elected to Parliament in 2005 as a part of the Shiite coalition that now governs Iraq. It was then that they first suspected that he was involved in the 1983 embassy attacks. Their suspicions grew over the past year, and they are almost certain of the connection today. The embassy bombings led to the kidnapping of at least seven Americans in Lebanon and several other terrorist acts aimed at freeing 17 prisoners under death sentences in Kuwait for the attacks. The hostage-taking also led to a scandal in the Reagan administration — famously involving the delivery of a cake in the shape of a key by a presidential envoy — as Washington sought the hostages’ freedom with the offer of a secret arms deal to help Iran, which was then at war with Iraq. Mr. Jamal, who was in Iraq until a week ago, is now in Iran, according to two associates. The presence of a wanted terrorist in the Parliament of Iraq’s American-backed government is likely to be an embarrassment for the United States, particularly given Iran’s role in sheltering Mr. Jamal.

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