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Feb 7 07
Denver Post Front Page: Lawmaker to ban teen from tanning salon.
You got it bad Zimbabwe: Salary for some: same as bus fare to
and from work.
Biden after apologizing to anyone that will listen recants his
statement about Barack Obama he is not clean and articulate he smokes: Denver:
Pothole counter fired after numbers don't add up: He is gay He is gay fire him
He is straight he is straight song from Broadway play: No the every going saga
of Colorado Springs not gay pastor that sleeps with gay prostitutes: The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling
convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board
that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser. That is according
to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details
about where Haggard has been and where he is the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster,
said the group recommended just get the hell out of here move out of town, and
the Haggards agreed, "They should get the hell out of Dodge."
"This is a good place for Ted," Ware said. "It's hard to heal in
Colorado Springs right now with all the snow on the ground. It's like an open
wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed, like a nut
house." "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That
is something he discovered although by the age of 50 most men have figured out
weather they are gay or not, but this is the type to lead as president of the
National Association of Evangelicals and was fired, kicked to the curb like a
cur dog by Christians, from the church he built from nothing into a
14,000-member congregation. When he was video conference with the Red Leader, he
was confused weather he was gay, straight, Transsexual, ax murderer or bi-sexual or maybe all
or maybe he will act out each one? Nobody ever grows up saying I want to
be gay: Of course there are always exceptions: It was the acting- out situations
where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing and I thank God he didn't
act out a terrorist and blowup church." Why Haggard chose to
act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to
discern, Ralph said, "We are concerned that more Christians will act this
out, what the hell happened when Christians wanted to be like Jesus, now they
want to be gay? Was Catholic Priests who molested children just acting it out:
Obese Objects march down route "66" to big "I" to protest
pothole counter being fired.
What's going wrong in Iraq
A sitting member of Parliament was convicted more than two decades ago of
planning the attacks on the American and French Embassies in Kuwait that left
five Americans dead in 1983, Iraqi and American officials said Tuesday. The
Parliament member, Jamal Jafaar Mohammed Ali Ebrahimi, was sentenced to death in
absentia by a court in Kuwait for the 1983 attacks. He was elected to Parliament
in 2005 as a part of the Shiite coalition that now governs Iraq. It was then
that they first suspected that he was involved in the 1983 embassy attacks.
Their suspicions grew over the past year, and they are almost certain of the
connection today. The embassy bombings led to the kidnapping of at least seven
Americans in Lebanon and several other terrorist acts aimed at freeing 17
prisoners under death sentences in Kuwait for the attacks. The hostage-taking
also led to a scandal in the Reagan administration — famously involving the
delivery of a cake in the shape of a key by a presidential envoy — as
Washington sought the hostages’ freedom with the offer of a secret arms deal
to help Iran, which was then at war with Iraq. Mr. Jamal, who was in Iraq until
a week ago, is now in Iran, according to two associates. The presence of a
wanted terrorist in the Parliament of Iraq’s American-backed government is
likely to be an embarrassment for the United States, particularly given Iran’s
role in sheltering Mr. Jamal.
Right Wing Evangelistic Fanatic Claims: We would not be in this mess in Iraq
if soldiers had song "Onward Christian Soldiers" when we invaded Iraq
Renown Snake psychologist Fangy Viper: Haggard can not be cured in three weeks
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