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Jan 07

If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.

Jan 10 07

Unusual warm weather in East, in Louisiana as workers tried to tear down Katrina destroyed houses, they are attacked by killer bees, Innerbreeds brought in to eat them. Colorado Springs - A basketball coach at a Monument charter school hit players in the groin with his fist, basketballs and tennis balls, causing one of the boys to require surgery for damage to his genitals, according to court documents. On one occasion, Burr asked a player to get out of his vehicle naked and run around the rest stop on Interstate 25 between Monument and Castle Rock. Another time, Burr invited some of the boys from the team to spend the night at his house. Two players said Burr logged onto the Internet and showed them pornography. Christian social worker arrested for molesting two 13 y/o girls found dead in CO. When my father and my mother forsake me, then the Lord will take me up; Chavez nationalizes electric telecommunications and electricity industries.  Brown lays in air controlled room as attorneys iron out where to bury him as security guards keep body snatchers away, " That dam Raghead, a anti Christ could do a better job: That PM of Iraq criticizes the man coming in as new leader of England about botched hanging, all I need is Britain pulling them there troops. I don't understand the democrat Edwards running for Blue leader, talking about being born poor then becoming rich, it don't make you no blue blood: Yo barbarians, it's a lot easier to be born rich like me hello blue blood here. I met a relative of Mary Magdalene and Jesus, he was a little squirrelly, kept talking about great great granddad Jesus, he kept bragging about how many houses he built he was a carpenter, I started to tell him how many oil wells dad drilled. These secret service agents think they are so tough, I wanted to go horseback riding, they had to go thru six before the found one that wasn't afraid of horses, no not to ride: to take the reins and lead my horse around the track. No, I have another set of reins for photo op while agent hold reins the last thing the free world needs in time of war is it's leader hurt by run way deranged horse Dude! Can you believe The Hindu holy men are pissed the Ganges River is polluted and they can't clean there selves of sins, hey Goose you throw them there dead in the river and it gets polluted. Hey they found another Communist Polack priest, with Secret Police, he said, "I answer to a higher authority" hear that you hair ball voters, me too, I ain't running no more, no more thumping me. Can you believe that Blue Kennedy goes on TV and wants to call in the dogs the hunt is over, am I the only one that can see a terrorist dominated world if we loose Iraq. I am going to end my state of union by saying "Thank You God For George W Bush leading this nation" think they will clap? yea it is a bit much I bet Red Senator Cornyn will standup and clap, I give him and the other 25% that support me that Bush Snake Oil, yeah I fell 2%. I will use charm to talk to American people about Iraq tonight and polls will soar Americans drink of Bush Snake Oil" Bedouin reports millions of locust swarming across Oklahoma as camels stamped. For the Lord will not cast off his people, neither will he forsake his inheritance.
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