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Jan 07

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.

Jan 11 07

   Study finds Turkish Cypriot who eat three palm dated or more a day will go blind and masturbate more frequently; Twenty Indians eaten by Piranha, while being baptized claim Pakistan threw fish in river and nuke war is imminent! "What's in water in Colorado, a few gay priests have resigned and now a coach is arrested for abusing students by hitting them there balls, I think it has to do with West trying to maintain that macho lawless life. That twisted tight ass general is opposing my troop shrink, that dog won't hunt, don't he knows what happened to the others. They inducted two into baseball hall of fame, I think they will elect me as owner, well yea I did trade that star, I just wanted to show folks, I wasn't dad's puppet, I was my own man yea it did backfire: I could be elected into any hall of fame I am president. I signed a Presidential order, that government will with hold all road, train and airport funds that do not change all streets named MLK to GWB. Have you noticed Biden has become my best defender, wonder what he wants? Pop a Top and kill a lice Hey Gates if you can't handle the Sec of defense and turn Iraq around Col. Barre "Hirale" Aden Shire, the Somali defense minister will take your job, Big deal Apple comes out with I phone Hoss! you see this: see theses red dots all over the world, these show the Commander In Chief where my troops are, watch this they're not blue dots, there purple: where my ships are, I told pentagon to lose the blues and they assured me there are purple dots, Goose this is TS that's pentagon speak: top secret, I fed them that Bush snake oil, did you notice how proffesional I looked" 63% of folks tasered in Houston are black; 
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