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Jan 07

You are always a valuable, worthwhile human being - not because anybody says so, not because you're successful, not because you make a lot of money - but because you decide to believe it and for no other reason.

Jan 12 07

In the space ship Study finds Americans that eat old dried plums are higher risk for colon cancer. Some key GOP constituencies are opposed to troop surge. For example, 60 percent of white evangelical Christians oppose the idea and 56 percent of self-described conservatives are opposed. "Did you see that study about Turkish Cypriots masturbating a lot, when I was young Daddy told me teenage boys that masturbated a lot would go blind, it's not true: when he was head of CIA me and my brothers thought he might have bedroom bugged, I did it in garage, Romans thought it helped your skin, well it is protein: If blues cut off funds for troops I can still win, hey Goosey Goose who has there finger on nuke missals hah this stud! You see that guy outside the space ship he has the box and you see this card all i do is insert and give coordinates and boom! Goose. I went to Ft Benning a captured group and ate with the troops and there families, gave em a pep talk, had a couple  big MP's behind me, I had to emphasize that it is an all volunteer army, nobody was drafted. boy that McConnell, now that's a lap dog, I need 50 more senators like him. I told them me and that raghead PM will have his forces to kill the enemy yea well yes he did say that before. After reading the polls I pulled five conservative judges for nomination chew on that Evangelistic fanatics; Gates have got to quit saying how much he gave up for God sake he gave up president of a college, not president of US  I had one of the Sheiks in the oval and a raven flew up to glass door and the crazy Sheik started hollering "Mother Raven Mother Raven, take your son to the leader" the SS came running in and I screamed shoot the SOB and they pulled guns no not the Sheik, shoot the dam bird. " Neo Nazi study group concludes that more boots on ground in Bahamas  will harm Nazi reputation. And they shall no more offer their sacrifices unto devils, after whom they have gone a whoring. This shall be a statute for ever unto them throughout their generation
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