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Jan 07

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Jan 13 07

  For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind. .Blue led reform on Noblemen convicted of crime will not receive pensions  Five frogs die in Japan of deadly fungus caused by global warning. "Can you believe Hagel said, that my foreign policy was worst blunder since Nam and that tight ass Nobleman calling it "Hail Maliki pass". Them there noblemen think that they get elected by a few people there Gods and can say anything. whew that Rice er Dr Rice got in a cat fight with Boxer, maybe we should ban women, to holding public office. Thay Air Force got pissed because the woman officer posed for playboy, hey dumb ass let the babe pose.  Karl I still like to see a babe. That sheik from Iran came to oval can't speak a word of English, dam camel grazing in Rose Garden, wants me to help over throw the president of Iran, he says the people of Iran will welcome us with sweets eh yea your right they promised that in Iraq. That sheik gave me a Persian cat, yea like a kitty cat the little lady fell in love with it, now we have a liter box in White House, I had to station a Secret Service agent at the foot of bed in case the cat tried to steal my breath while I slept, the camel ate some roses, it was a hell of a day. The blues are really pissed about sending troops to Iraq. The governor of Puerto Rico wants a federal emergency 41 people have been killed since Jan , I have Iraq I can't worry about a tight ass territory, I changed my mind when he offered to put a statue of me on the Island"
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