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A truth is a truth until you organize it and then it is almost always a lie.

Jan 16 07

The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold that is on them, nor take it unto thee, lest thou be snared therein: for it is an abomination Who is in charge of Port Security? Vice President Dick Cheney asserted that lawmakers' criticism will not influence Bush's plans and he dismissed any effort to "run a war by committee." "The president is the commander in chief. He's the one who has to make these tough decisions," Cheney said. The FBI, the lead agency on domestic counter terrorism and espionage, has issued thousands of national security letters since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, provoking criticism and court challenges from civil liberties advocates who see them as unjustified intrusions into Americans' private lives. Study finds men that eat hot peppers more likely to own guns unless there Oriental. Mean while in Bush's space ship "Karl can you believe The Golden Globes: That's why I hate them Hollywood Liberals: They gave Putin Best President Hey It's an American Institute yeh your right he is ex KGB, he some of them were probably afraid of being poison, it pissed off the little lady as she rented me a tux and I had a speech writer write me a speech: I was watching CNN and they have that dumb ass Dodson, he gives a book he wrote as a prize huh booby prize: I will tell you one thing Karl nobody ever said they wanted to grow up and be a dumb ass but some of these Noblemen achieved it: The Pope called, the bloody bastard and started babbling, Etc Rtr yuu and I said if your going to babble do it in English  he babbled "Send them there troops into conquer the infidels, kill them like we did with great crusades." Daddy wonders why he wasn't elected to a second time: when that uptight dumb  suck ass Quayle VP getting up there and trashing un wed moms, when 37 % of children are born to single moms and dumb ass couldn't spell, then dad throws up on Jap prime minister and everyone thinks he sick and might die and That up tight dumb ass would take over I had rather had Clinton than Quail Yeh Quayle. I think I have them insurgents right where I want them. That PM Maliki I call him Milky he saw a dragon in the green zone, that is a great sign of victory HEY! you tight ass nobleman you hear that a dam dragon a fire blowing dragon and Saddam's half brother was hanged, That dumb ass Milky can't even carry on a hanging now Saddam's brother head fell off they decapitated the bastard, he was lying in the pit headless, it's like Milky wants to make sure there dead, I hope my polls don't go down with that botched hanging. let freedom ring by President Bush you like that Karl? Heh Heh President Bush the liberator of Iraq, the Middle East and the World maybe the universe. " Scooter Libby trial to start today: More women single than ever. Denver Bishop after settling 50% of child molesting priests blasts new Governor for abortion plan. The chytrid fungus kills frogs by growing on their skin, making it hard for them to use their pores and regulate water intake. The frogs die of dehydration in the water Obese Objects march down route "66" to protest Germany surveying Church of Scientology;
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