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Jan 19 07

 UFO satellite seen orbiting above earth is missing after China tried to shoot it down missing and hitting it's own satellite;  Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: teach a just man, and he will increase in learning "This is an existential conflict," Cheney said. "It is the kind of conflict that's going to drive our policy and our government for the next 20 or 30 or 40 years. We have to prevail and we have to have the stomach for the fight long term. If I had not so many deferments, I could have been in Nam and would have more experience on warfare, the blame is squarely on the draft boards. I will take it a step further, if Bush 41 had not pulled the strings to get George the Terrible into Texas national Guard and let him go to Nam and get warfare experience we would not be in this mess. If George Of Aruba had the balls to fire Rummy three years ago, now we all look like a bunch of nincompoop, that can't fight a war, with a bunch rag heads in robes, yes I am pissed my reputation is at stake and if I decided to run for President people will think I am a nut" In the ship " Karl! boiler makers oh the basketball team: girl friend: I thought you meant crack and coke, that is so nasty, talk about a lost time and bad trips. I had to give an award last night, I didn't know we have a Poet Lariat eh are you sure Laurent, any way the up tight ass ask me what I was reading, Bambi and it comes with a DVD in back of book it's about a baby deer, the way he looked at me I could tell he spends a lot of time in some beat nick coffee shop doing drugs I think his eyes were dilated: Oh I talked to Surgeon General You not going to believe where a uteruses be, think if they transplant one on a guy, can he get pregnant, I don't know nothing about no ovaries, I have no ideal where they be or what they are, I have an Oval office may be it was named after a doctor named Ovaries; Do you think McCain has mad cowboy disease? I mean this guy is war hungry, he was prisoner of war not a leader in Nam: Do this Senate Noblemen every work, they hang around the Oval getting free coffee; That Senator from Ethiopia, came into thank me for Federal disaster aid he was wearing a leopard cape, must be leopards there I wonder if there in Kansas to? Them western people are a little slow and weird his body guards had spears instead of guns, probably a NRA deal there strong in West. It's like the axis of evil state Louisianan, they have given me hell: a breeding place for terrorists, after Katrina, three days later I flew over: What the Hell do this terrorists think I am going to do land Air Force One, pickup a load of terrorists that have been under a bridge for three days without bathing, and haul them to White House as a shelter, Carters not there; it's my house not the peoples. I campaigned on bringing dignity to White House: That means no un bathed terrorists JEEZE. You know that cat that exploded well girl friend they sent over a Forensic expert and he did some fornication test on that cat and it was filled with explosives huh that's what it means they did some tests. If a explosive loaded cat can get in White House, I would not live next to a port. Now Milky is trashing with a tea towel on his head: along with the Senate, I think I scared Milky silly, I told him girl friend you fool with me and I will drink your blood, you think Saddam was bad, George of Arabia: George the Terrible and I won't botch a hanging. " Study finds that men who sleep with guns close at hand are more likely to have early impotence. Innerbreeds march down mousetrap to protest VP forced to take deferments instead of being able to learn war fare in Nam! 
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