March 25 2005
Words of truth or snake oil on here second term being up : Sen. Kay Bailey says, "I
said I would serve no more than two terms, this might be my last or I might run
again."
Chess geniuses Bobby Fisher says, "Bush like a comic book
character."
Red Texas Governor dims the Lone Star more; Accused of stalking Se.
Bailey and taking video pictures of her and Sen. Clinton and showing to twisted
evangelistic web sites.
"God sent Terri Schiavo to help elevate the visibility of what's going
on in Red controlled America." Delay claims. Do these red sick bastards
really think God made this woman a vegetable to further the evangelistic cause.
After packing ethic committee with buddies : DeLay claims, "God
sent Terri Schiavo to help elevate the visibility of what's going on in Red
controlled America." With the flock foaming red slobber he declares,
"Attacks against the Conservative movement and me by dark forces."
While in the red slather one speaks up, "We should pass a constitution
amendment banning transsexuals from owning a foreign car." With that the frenzy
reached a fever pitch and the song was song, "Only the good should gather
at the river"
In Red never never land and pixie dust not helping; Bush social
security program being rejected by 2-1. Don't get excited he can revive up the
red evangelist with signing Schiavo bill in the middle of night.
Three's not a crowd: Red City Round Rock school board member for 15
years Steve Copenhaver charged with prostitution. Affidavit says when
chick needed a lawyer and money tight for her husband: No problem if you and
sister-in-law have sex with each other and me." Friend says, "This is
a family value man." Now we know what family value means
A evangelistic Good Friday : The Girl Jesus was walking in the mall with a
transsexual and homosexual when they were sized by the Red party. The three were
taken to DC and before the Red leaders and thrown into jail with the hammer who
had been accused of taking 30 pieces of silver from the corporate campaigns. The
leaders said, "what should I do with theses three?" With bibles held
high the evangelists said, "lethal inject them. Lethal inject them."
The leaders said, "We will free one who shall it be?" With red froth
at the mouth and bibles held high the frenzied mob said, "free
hammer." They freed hammer but kept his thirty pieces of silver. The leader
decided to take the silver and buy some more votes with the blood money, thus
from here on to be known as the Red States. They sentenced the three to death at
three in the afternoon. The red doctor called all of congress together and in
the name of decency called for a special convening of congress for a bill denying
any appeals in the land before any judges. The red leader said, "I will fly
in from my Easter egg hunt to sign it." It was passes and signed. The sent
the three to Huntsville, Texas who were experts at killing. At as the
hour approached and with IV'S in arms and lying on gurneys, with Jesus in the
middle and a transsexual on his right and a gay on his left and as the mob
outside singed, "The old Iron Cross." Jesus said, "The three of
us have suffered enough, this day you will be in heaven with my Father." They were put to
death.
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