March 27 2005
Happy Easter
Traditions change and AARP helps: Instead of getting the children
dressed in Easter finery and going to grannies for Easter ham, you have to go to
Home depot to see granny.
In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the
inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness
"This is America, we don't kill people, we are not barbaric
people." Tom Delay declared on Terri Schiavo case. After calling congress
together to interfere. We now learn this hypocrite pull the plug on his father.
The church of England says, "Prince Charles must do
penance for adultery.
Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy,
envy, and slander of every kind.
Meanwhile at "the Zwamp" the evangelistic people with their
iron crosses around there necks like the
pagans built fires and stood guard over the three bodies laying by the tree of
life "Spiritual Tree". With hands out reached
to the sky and bibles in their hands they shouted, "If you are truly God
raise yourself up." And they threw sticks and spate on the dead bodies. A
preacher came on the scene from La Grange Texas known for and wide for his hate
for same sex marriages, the Reverend Judas Lighting. The Reverend Judas went to
the back of his pickup and said a blessing over the bottles of lightning and
promised they came from God's own hand and sold them to evangelistic. As the
midnight hour approached one drunken evangelist said, "I must go I believe
in family value I must go hide the Easter egg for my children. The Reverend
Judas spoke on how drinking the lightning and trashing same sex marriages was
more important than being with family. He spoke of the sanctity of his own third
marriage, he told then how the evil courts were forcing same sex marriages lust
as the evil courts made the blacks unhappy because they could go to white
schools and vote. This whipped the red evangelist into a frenzy and threw more
sticks and spate on the bodies. As dawn approached "The Zwamp" was
littered with bibles as the drunken evangelist were staggering around and
sleeping on the ground. With the sun on the horizon a voice boomed out
"These three are my beloved children." The Reverend Judas said,
"Look the bodies are gone." One of the evangelists declared,
"Man, that bees some bad lightning" and the skies opened up and the
rains came and the non believers fled, God sent more rain and "The
Zwamp" flooded and the water carried the impurities of the non believers
off the holy land.
The day was raining and the floods came and on the ranch the once appointed
leader's dyed Easter eggs were running and the child minded leader was PO. He
called his warriors led by the Wolf Man and demanded that the US declare war on
Iraq and to send our troops to take over the country. The warriors hid there
smirks and the Wolf Man spoke up and said, "We did that three years
ago." The Red Leader with a red face said, "Why doesn't daddy every
tell me what's happening?"
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