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March 27 2005

Happy Easter

 Traditions change and AARP helps: Instead of getting the children dressed in Easter finery and going to grannies for Easter ham, you have to go to Home depot to see granny.

In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness

 "This is America, we don't kill people, we are not barbaric people." Tom Delay declared on Terri Schiavo case. After calling congress together to interfere. We now learn this hypocrite pull the plug on his father.

  The church of  England says, "Prince Charles must do penance for adultery. 

Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind.


 Meanwhile at "the Zwamp" the evangelistic people with their iron crosses around there necks like the pagans built fires and stood guard over the three bodies laying by the tree of life "Spiritual Tree". With hands out reached to the sky and bibles in their hands they shouted, "If you are truly God raise yourself up." And they threw sticks and spate on the dead bodies. A preacher came on the scene from La Grange Texas known for and wide for his hate for same sex marriages, the Reverend Judas Lighting. The Reverend Judas went to the back of his pickup and said a blessing over the bottles of lightning and promised they came from God's own hand and sold them to evangelistic. As the midnight hour approached one drunken evangelist said, "I must go I believe in family value I must go hide the Easter egg for my children. The Reverend Judas spoke on how drinking the lightning and trashing same sex marriages was more important than being with family. He spoke of the sanctity of his own third marriage, he told then how the evil courts were forcing same sex marriages lust as the evil courts made the blacks unhappy because they could go to white schools and vote. This whipped the red evangelist into a frenzy and threw more sticks and spate on the bodies. As dawn approached "The Zwamp" was littered with bibles as the drunken evangelist were staggering around and sleeping on the ground. With the sun on the horizon a voice boomed out "These three are my beloved children." The Reverend Judas said, "Look the bodies are gone." One of the evangelists declared, "Man, that bees some bad lightning" and the skies opened up and the rains came and the non believers fled, God sent more rain and "The Zwamp" flooded and the water carried the impurities of the non believers off the holy land. 

The day was raining and the floods came and on the ranch the once appointed leader's dyed Easter eggs were running and the child minded leader was PO. He called his warriors led by the Wolf Man and demanded that the US declare war on Iraq and to send our troops to take over the country. The warriors hid there smirks and the Wolf Man spoke up and said, "We did that three years ago." The Red Leader with a red face said, "Why doesn't daddy every tell me what's happening?"
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