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March 28 2005

  The innocent shall suffer: A little girl who is allergic to wheat, priest uses rice host. Vatican says, "Little girls first communion null and void, Jesus used wheat bread."   Woe unto you who hurt God's children.

  East Texas red neck with iron cross around neck and bible held high, thinks that hunting should be changed from killing animals to tranquilize them and take their picture. Wonder how many tranq shots they can take before too weak to get up.

  Red State Texas Justice: A man beats wife for five days, breaks thumbs, knee caps arms jury gives max 20 years. Red Sinator wants to pass bill to make max 40 years. Sinator Whitemire says, "Wait the prisons are full." This insane nut who doesn't want cameras at red lights.

 DeLay spokesman says him pulling daddy off respirator is different than Schiavo case. Conspirators out to get him.

  Michael Jackson says, "Conspirators out to get him as the did Mandela.

 Jesus seen tossing football with son as Mary Magdalene held daughter. Just kidding that was old Jesus. New girl Jesus and transsexual seen shopping for heels at Niemans.

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