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March 30 2005

  Weatherman says: If you park car in sun it will get warm.

  Pflugerville has sign says "welcome to Pflugerville." cost 100 grand

  Red Leader Bush calls India after earth quake that happen this morning why did it take four days to call American Indians after shooting.

Bigot Falwell taken to hospital

Round Rock, Texas Steve Copenhaver resigns from fifteen years on school board after trying to trade sex for legal work, says, "I didn't set a good example." DUH

Senator Howell Heflin and Johnny Cochran dies.

Adulterer Jesse Jackson in Florida to tell what is moral in Schiavo's

  Dumb Ass: In jury deliberations you cannot bring in literature. Jury gives death sentence. Dumb ass snook in bible and read from it. Death penalty thrown out.

The redneck song goes "God made Texas with his own hand" That's Bull S

Red Texas Dumb Ass Senator Jeff Wentworth files a bill to stop Texas Colleges from taking part in BCS playoffs. because system is unintelligible. afraid Texas schools can't run with the big dogs

 Speaking of calling in the hounds the hunt is over: How does the Red State have more than it's share of dumb asses? Sinator Whitmire will block bill that gives more time in prison for criminals 

  Red Dallas Texas: Boy Scout Motto No GAY leaders but child pornography OK: Douglass Smith charged with child pornography, he was in charge of keeping Boy Scouts from pornography.

  Red State DPS shots out tires on 18 wheeler refuses to stop

 Arizona: The Minuteman Project a bunch of Jack leg rednecks will patrol border to keep out insurgents, you know the shine will be flowing and phantom insurgents everywhere

Annan refuses to step down over his son's theft in Iraq oil scandal.  
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