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March 31 2005

 Supreme court says, "We will not hear Schiavo's case and admonish Red leader for interfering with courts.

 Riffraff Adulterer Jackson wants Red leader of Florida to kidnap Schiavo with congressional bills.

 Family values in Texas: Red trashy Sinator Kel Seliger while wanting the chuck wagon the official vehicle of Texas after being interrupted several times said, "I've already yielded more than a cheer leader at a drive in." Probably has a child that's a cheer leader. 

  Ass Satan has his souls stroke up the fires as he prepares a welcome an old buddy back home bigot Falwell put on respirator.

 The meeting of the red evil: To show support for DeLay on ethics there will be a fundraiser in Virginia: David Keene of the American Conservative Union, The Family Research council, The Leadership Institute and Heritage Foundation to show ethic vales is opposite of family values. Vatican to send  Cardinal to exorcists  drive devil out of area. 

 Red State Capital the small town that earns to be a city; Austin, Texas Lance McConnell a seven year cop is charged with trying to E-mail child porn.

On Red State Texas Sinator on more parole: Study finds convicts who served there time and no parole 61% rearrested on those put on parole 54% rearrested.

Pope put on respirator 

You can tell were evangelistic by our bible: In Buda Texas a red is arrested with bible holed out to hold 45 pistol and talk about trailer trash: he had 400 pot plants in a double wide   

 Call in the hounds the coon is treed : Douglas Smith Boy scout leader pleads guilty to possessing 520 porn images of children. Boy scouts want no gay leaders 

 Secret Red leader gets secret report says, "Spy networks still in disarrays." Red spies totally confused, now told to read "Zwamp News"