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March 7 2005

 Winner of Red States declares war room at Treasury Department to convince the people the need for Social Security change. Any one who is not with the Reds must be Al Qaida. 

Isaiah 1:19-20 KJV)
(19) If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land: (20) But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken {it}.

 Since Perry has taken over for red winner 35,000 has been lost in Texas

  From the self proclaimed live music capital of the world Austin, Texas: News alert, on KXAN we had a segment on why dogs dig holes in yard. Not next week but in two weeks why cats urinate outside litter box.

  Words of wisdom: The weatherman says, "Part of Texas had two inches of hail, that means two inched accumulated on the ground." They say of all reporters the weather person is least paid! Now you know why.

    Fashion in Red Capital of Texas a couture report: Yes you can buy split toe socks for your flip flops bad news only come in brown and gray and $11.99. 
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