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March 8 2005

   Words of wisdom: KXAN weatherman says, "It's easier to see sunrise if sky is clear. If you are coming from West to East sun will be in your eyes. DUH

   The Lone Star is tarnished since it became a red state:

Texas loses again, two years ago, red state Texas was dead last in: per capital state spending, now replaced by election fraud Florida. 

Not to worry red state Texas still: 
50th in high school graduations rates. 
50t in health coverage. 
50th in per capital in the amount spent on government administration. 

I know you born again are happy and out of the red ooze were still number one in several categories. 

1st in number of executions
 1st in in number of gun shows. 
  1st in toxic waste. 
 1st in clean water violations. 

While the reds wallow in there red muck and will work hard to take these categories down to fifty at the bottom:

  49th in general expenditures
  46th in mental health
  45th in public health
  49th in state art agencies
  44th in highways
  49th in water quality 
 48th in child protection 
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