March 19 2005
Bed fellows NYC St Patrick Day Parade: Gays banned from marching,
Fireman boycott and won't march because can't wear green beret.
Austin Texas: Taco eating Red Rednecks go nuts, red frothing at mouth
after city manager announces black owned club that burned down is eligible for
$750,000.00 forgivable loan to promote black live music.
Federal judges refuse to stop ballot on anti smoking. Bar owners says
it will kill live music in Austin. Red neck hick woman declares, "People
should have right to smoke, if it bothers people stay home." Red Redneck
reasoning
Colorado River runs through Austin and they have a lot of activates
on Town Lake. Evangelist Holy Council wants official Austin song to be "We
all gather at the river."
Born again evangelist attitude: Austin's hillbilly KVET plays
three hours of gospel every Sunday and wants everybody to vote against banning
smoke in Austin. Father Forgive them for they: Don't forgive them anyone who
wants people to breath second hand smoke should go to born again hell.
Deranged badger attacks Smithville redneck
Tarnished Lone Stat State leads nation in rail vehicles wrecks.
Judge Greer of Florida tell government not to meddle in his court, he
should be president.
All embalmed and no where to go: Woman stores embalmed body of husband in
SUV for two days in Royse City, Texas
Cheney the ex head of oil giant Halliburton says, "We can handle
$60 oil."
It's official: In study of 12,000 adolescents, teens who pledge to
stay virgins both boys and girls until they marry, have more anal & oral
sex. They have more sex transmitted diseases.
Can't bow out graciously: After UT loses in the March Madness, Austin
paper claims Cincinnati powered by Texas talent. Talk about Dip S
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