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March 20 2005 

 While trip investigation is still going on. Real Red March madness, DeLay grand standing on politics of Florida woman. Definite madness the Red nuts who elected him. Ethics committee in disarray after DeLay three rebukes last fall

 Liar Liar pants on fire: Red heretic Dave Weldon Red-Florida says, "Schivo husband has a common law wife and stands to inherit her money and she is not in vegetation state." Truth: All money has been used up on her care and no, I haven't examined her. Do these people think everyone is dumb. 

  No Grand Standing here: Schivo will not die for two weeks; Red now elected and once appointed leader will interrupt vacation and fly in Sunday from Tainted Lone Star State to sign bill to keep woman alive. Bill will be ready at mid-night bet he signs Monday.

  Blame seems to elude Red leader's casa: Spokesman for Red White House says, "Producers knew news was fake, they shouldn't have reported it" 

 Mexico City: Men are called to march in streets to protest women's rights. They shouldn't wonder why they are a poor, crime riddled, corrupt country.

  It's about time :  2005 years after Jesus died a Cardinal will wash  a woman's foot instead of just men's. You have to wonder about the church's Taliban mentality.
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