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Feb 22 2005

 If God wanted you to die, he wouldn't have invented the life support machine says evangelist

 On study of teenagers who pledge abstinences of sex to marriage: These people study says, "More oral and anal sex" Fat chick for no sex before marriage says, "Enemies out to get us."

" 'Observe the Sabbath, because it is holy to you. Anyone who desecrates it must be put to death; whoever does any work on that day must be cut off from his people 

While he fiddled with Schivo case; Florida girl murdered by sex offender: Of the convicted 400,000 sex offenders 25% not registered maybe call a special session?

 After Grand Standing on Schivo case: "Better to err on right" These words spoken by Red leader after Cheney assures him of phantom voters mandate.  In 1999 Bushed signed bill giving spouse control.

Gas at all time high with reds in control.

If law remains, Camilla will become queen.

36 Billion dollars spent on pets last year.

Texas school budget for schools $26.1 billion

 On news released from red white house a warning sign "This tape may have been altered and injected with untrue statements producers must show at own risk."
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